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My Top 5 Sex Toys

Personally tried. Personally rated.

Tracy’s Dog — OG Sucking Vibrator

Tracy’s Dog OG Sucking Vibrator
15 / 10

This toy tops anything ever in my life. The first time I used it, I came and I chucked it against the wall. It was like a reaction—insane!! Absolutely fucking crazy how hard you cum.

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Tracy’s Dog — Rosie AI Suction Vibrator

Tracy’s Dog Rosie AI Suction Vibrator
10 / 10

Yes, it makes you think you don’t need anyone in life once you cum from this toy. Like, Miss Independent, here I am—I don’t need no man.

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Tracy’s Dog — Passion Wand Massage Kit

Tracy’s Dog Magic Wand MassagerNow listed as Magic Vibrating Wand Massager. Choose an attachment kit on the product page.
7 / 10

Good luck leaving the house anytime soon. You’ll want to cancel your plans and life to try every head on this bad boy!

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On the Go — Tracy’s Dog Pockety Wearable Mini Vibrator

Tracy’s Dog Pockety Wearable Mini Vibrator
8 / 10

This whittle lover I could keep on me 24/7—in class, in the car, in line at the grocery store. No one knows it.

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You Had Me at Hands-Free — Tracy’s Dog Swirlii

Tracy’s Dog Swirlii Wearable Swing Vibrator
10 / 10

You had me at hands-free, bitch! I don’t need friends, boyfriends, or anyone anymore. Just let me sit at home and play with myself as life passes by.

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