Before I Throw Up in My Mouth, Can You Please Read the Fine Print…

Ick. Can we get one thing clear? If I’m sending you nudes for money, that’s the transaction… Never once did I ask to see your junk. Fuck no.

I only have eyes for my man and his junk. Not anyone else’s junk. You get the privilege to jack off to my pics and pay.

I don’t ever want to think of your shit and damn near touch myself. No thank you. It seriously will gross me out.

Unwanted dick pics are not cool. Unless I ask for one—which I won’t—don’t think for any reason I ever want to see yours.